Of course we don't want to withhold this press release from you, so here it is roughly translated into German.

"We are more than excited to be part of this year's Sea Otter Festival. As self-proclaimed bike nerds, we are just happy to be here! We invite you to stop by and check out the best accessories for outdoor activities."

As mentioned, accessories are not bike parts!

"We specialize in titanium smoking products that are not only durable and beautifully finished, but also offer the best possible taste experience. At the top of the range is our "Summit Titanium Bong" which accommodates a variety of bowls and where additives can be concentrated to customize your smoking experience."

It gets interesting when you need the Urban Dictionary to translate it.

"We are also big proponents of the "Mid-Ride Safety Meeting" (Safety Meeting is a code for smoking cannabis, mostly used in public and by people in higher positions). That's why we named our "Badass Titan Chillum" (what a euphemism for a cannabis pipe) after it. The "go anywhere, toke and chill pipe" is perfect for use anywhere, from the beach to the backcountry (toke is synonymous with smoking cannabis).
Visit us at booth K24 to take a look at our other accessories and take advantage of our unofficial demo program."

Wonderful! Test bikes first, then hash pipes and bongs, or alternate between the two. Incidentally, this is made possible by California's law, which allows cannabis consumption. Meanwhile, it is absurd and also quite funny that a "stoner company" exhibits its products at a bike festival - made of titanium, after all.

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